Warning Signs of the Overclothed

Most people are naked at least once a day, and mostly what they do while they’re naked isn’t half bad. Makes you wonder why we’re all so uptight.

Bad signs:

• Your cousin uses the word dirty. “You make dirty pictures?”
• A nationally known art magazine “doesn’t print sexually explicit images of any kind.”
• Flickr labels your site “for mature viewers,” obviously most of us would prefer to be immature viewers.
• Anyone who can’t distinguish between “nude” and “lewd” probably can’t tell the difference between wine in a bottle from wine in a box.
• Movies rated R because someone shows a little ass vs the movie that shows someone’s brains blown out being rated PG.

The list could go on and on. Doesn’t matter. Prudes come and prudes go; naked stays. No one is born overclothed.